Eddie B 12:24 Mon Mar 19
Ant arrested for drink driving
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Big foreheaded twat
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arsegrapes
12:35 Mon Mar 19
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Hatred's horse box?
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happygilmore
12:43 Mon Mar 19
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Can't see Dec hanging around...##new Goerdie duo
Ant & Gazza
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gph
1:04 Mon Mar 19
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Is he a source of weak coffee?
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defjam
1:30 Mon Mar 19
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Damn i thought was an actual ant!!
Disappointed from Kent.
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gph
1:32 Mon Mar 19
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I thought you backwoods people called ants emmets
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HairyHammer
1:35 Mon Mar 19
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Obviously needs time off of work and I am talking at least a year he is going through something deep in his head, has had a recent divorce and I think he has lost his professional edge .
That is my tuppence worth
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defjam
2:38 Mon Mar 19
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gph 1:32 - Nope never heard the term, just call them ants because that's what they are.
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joyo
5:25 Mon Mar 19
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Also been in rehab and nearly died because of a two year addiction to tramadol
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Mart O
7:09 Mon Mar 19
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Shame he didn't fucking die, the fucking cunt. Might stop boring us all shitless.
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gph
7:33 Mon Mar 19
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Just joining in on the Essex side, defjam...
I don't suppose you're familiar with any of this (proper) Kentish cant:
Alleycumfee - a non-existent place.
Better-most - the best, something superior
Cheesy bug - woodlouse
Dabster, a dab hand - somebody very skilled at something
Fanteeg - to be flustered
Ha'ant - "Haven't." For example, "Ha'ant yew sin 'im yet?"
Jawsy - a chatterbox
March-men - people from the borders of two counties
'Od Rabbit It! - a minced oath
Ringle - to put a ring in a pig's nose
Scithers - scissors (clippers may have been "clithers.")
Twinge - an earwig
Wrongtake - to misunderstand
Yarping - to complain, applied to children
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jack flash
9:27 Mon Mar 19
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A geordie arrested for drink driving! Whatever next?
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smartypants
9:37 Mon Mar 19
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Apparently The sun turned up at ITV about a year or so ago with a fully made up front page and exclusive story about his exploits. Which they didn’t go ahead with on the basis they were given exclusive access for future stuff. Dec was then sent on a long paid for holiday and was contractually not allowed to been seen smiling in public even. True story.
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stewey
9:58 Mon Mar 19
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Me thinking it’s not the drugs it’s the drink.
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Sven Roeder
10:08 Mon Mar 19
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Am guessing Ant was in the drivers seat on the left as you looked through the windscreen with Dec in the passengers seat?
You think they could have swapped over sides just this once if Ant was pissed out of his head.
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Dr Moose
10:19 Mon Mar 19
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Lets hope they put him on leave till at least December so that we haven't got to put up with that I'm a celebrity shit in November.
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Willtell
12:53 Mon Mar 19
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Evening Standard latest...
Ant McPartlin has been arrested on suspicion of drink-driving after smashing into two cars.
A young girl, believed to be three years old, was rushed to hospital after the I’m A Celebrity Host, 42, reportedly lost control of his car ahead of the collision on Sunday.
Mr McPartlin was arrested at the scene in Richmond, south-west London, after failing a roadside breathalyser test.
The troubled television personality allegedly smashed his black Mini after losing control of his vehicle on a roundabout.
The car then collided with a green Mini with the young girl and a couple inside, The Mirror reported.
His mother was allegedly in the car with him at the time of the collision in Lower Richmond Road.
Amy Cassie, 23, who said she helped Ant's mum get the dog out of the car, told the Mirror: “Ant seemed furious after crashing the car and was shouting at his mum who was also in the car. She was trying to get him to calm down.
She added: “The police took him to the back of the police car to remove him from the situation."
Mr McPartlin has been taken to a south London police station for questioning.
In statement, the Met Police said: “A number of individuals were treated at the scene for minor injuries only.
“A child passenger from one of the cars has been taken to hospital for a check up as a precaution.
“A 42-year-old man was arrested at the scene on suspicion of drink-driving after failing a roadside breathalyser test.”
"He has since been released under investigation. Enquiries continue."
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Eddie B
1:23 Mon Mar 19
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Thank fuck this means there'll be no more of that fucking Saturday Night Takeaway.
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goose
1:42 Mon Mar 19
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all that money and he drives a fucking mini??
must be gay.
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mallard
1:45 Mon Mar 19
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If a 3 year old child was injured, he deserves to have the book thrown at him
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defjam
3:01 Mon Mar 19
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gph 7:33 - Cheesy bug, yes 100% always called them that, that's about it on that list.
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